Mindful Mocking: Gear Up

Paul was beginning to doubt whether Sylvia had any concept of what he meant when he asked her to “gear up” for paintball. Advertisements


Mindful Mocking: Sullen Scarf

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Ordinarily, Edward would be thrilled to don his tangerine tango leopard scarf. But on this day, it was only his default, as Ricky had borrowed his favorite paisley Ascot and had not returned it. A default scarf, he thought bitterly, is never as chic as one’s primary choice.

Mindful Mocking: Fumes

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Uncontrollably distracted by how fabulous they looked in their “re-purposed” dresses, the girls failed to notice that Florence was still passed out from exposure to the melted-crayon fumes.